twitter @iamprisluu .................................................................. Enjoy :)
i have never been more frustrated in my life
cause of death: too shy to call ambulance
Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone
Someone else might have needed it more
"what are you getting all dressed up for"
"mom i’m taking a selfie"
The last one is so me
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street
IT TOOK ME SO LONG. I THOUGHT HE W AS WEARING A FUCKING WRISTBAND AND HE WAS HIDING HIS CROTCH WITH HIS HANDS BUT I DONT KNOW I JUST SAW IT IM SO DUMB
when you get older do old people start becoming attractive to you like when I’m 70 are 70 year old men gonna look hot like this is a legitimate concern of mine
my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard